Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman

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When a couple of kooky strangers from the planet Urine (or Uranus, whatever they find funnier at the time) arrive on Earth, they have one thing on their mind…and it’s not visiting Knott’s Berry Farm. No, they are on a mission for mad monkey lovin’ with a few of the local lasses. Operation Procreation is supposed to help these blue-headed fools’ endangered planet. The idea is basic: the travelers will repopulate the UN’s favorite stalemate state with little bitty baby spacemen, each with their own unusual sexual reproductive equipment. So the excitable extraterrestrials roam around LA, transporting themselves to massage parlors and local lover’s lanes looking for fornicatable females. Whenever Sgt. Jackoff and Pvt. Asshole (great names, huh?) find a willing woman, they extend their oversized tongues and inflate their balloon-like ears. Then, as they say in the vernacular, the UFO is rockin’, so don’t come a knockin’. After making interstellar bacon with a dozen or so fetching wenches, the cosmic Casanovas head back to their home planet, leaving behind lots of ET tots in their wake.

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